Statuesque

“That statue is sad,” she said aloud.
The other girl frowned and asserted, “That statue is perfect.”
To which she replied, “exactly.”
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I’d rather be a lump of play dough in the artist’s warm hands – always shaping me to his liking than be perfect stone forever wearing away.
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Kneady

“Your loaves are like door stops. You aren’t good at bread making. Why do you do it?”

She replied simply, “I knead to please him.”
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The recipe instructions read, “knead until blisters appear.”

She kneaded for an hour and sighed with dismay at her still smooth skin.
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Slutsicle

I can’t decide which way to lick is better – cold, but always wet and ready or warmed and melted into a sweet, sticky puddle. (136 characters)

(special thanks to aura for the new term in my ever-expanding dictionary – slutsicle or is that slutsickle?)

Recommended Daily Allowance

When I want a wholesome treat to fill my mouth, I wrap my lips around a peeled, firm, thick, banana and suck down the sweet creamy goodness. (140 Characters)

Sometimes, I need to crack open the hard shell of a coconut so that I can sip the sweet nectar then consume the moist flesh trapped within. (139 Characters)