Distractions, Excuses and a New Chair

Wow. I can’t believe the last time I updated here was when I posted the Bootleg XXXmas album link. I swear I did not run away with Santa…or did I?

I mean, when you think about it, what do we really know about what that guy does after December 25th anyway? Does he hook up with a naughty girl or two…or ten and vacay in sunny South Florida? Maybe the big guy takes the Mrs. and elves to Disney, perhaps? And, why is he really so jolly? For that matter, what do you actually know about me and my potentially nefarious encounters with jolly men who bring me sacks full of goodies?

Now, I’m not saying that I actually ran off with St. Nick to South Florida…and Disney. I’m not even suggesting that he and I used fast passes to “ride a banshee” at animal kingdom in a way that ensured my spot on the 2018 naughty list, but I would like to show you my new writing chair. Coincidence?

Okay. Okay. I will admit that I was in south Florida and I did go to the Magic Kingdom. I’m just not saying I was there with Mr. Claus. Who knew that some elves are attorneys capable of writing brutal, iron-clad non-disclosure agreements?

Anyway, I returned home to beautiful New Orleans just in time for snow. Snow! Of course, we also had Mardi Gras season and it all just recently culminated on Valentine’s Day…and I’ve run out of the distractions (excuses) that have kept me from posting here. So, you can expect more frequent updates… at least until March 17th when the whole city becomes Irish. Erin go brah!

P.S. I can also be found on Facebook and Twitter. Stop by and say, “hi.” I don’t bite…too hard.

Big Kiss in the Big Easy

Photo courtesy of Christian Schulze

If I’m right, in about a half an hour I’ll be recuperating from la petite mort. If she’s right, I’m five minutes away from the big sleep. Either way, I’m a goner. Never fall for a client. It’s bad for business and may be bad for your health.

I’m the guy on the left with the ruggedly handsome jaw who’s about to lay a lip lock on that pouty mouth. Maxwell Princeton; Most call me Max; she called me Prince. I’m a dick. A private dick.

That’s Belle on the right. She’s my client. Well, officially, she’s now just another beautiful dame.The case is closed and she’s paid me the two g’s. But, there’s still the matter of the curse.

And those lips.

You don’t live in this town and ignore curses whether you believe in them or not. My grandmother told me, “curses have as much power as you give them.” Too many here believe in that power. Belle is one of those believers.

It doesn’t help that her godmother is a well known Voodoo priestess – Marie LeFaerie. It helps less that she’s the one who put the curse on Belle. It’s a sordid tale of love, betrayal, the death of a lover and a witchy woman. We call that Wednesday, here, in the Big Easy. Let’s just say that Belle’s mother played with fire and Belle got burned.

Belle had reason to be afraid. Her last two beaus are now pushing up daisies in Lafayette Cemetery No. 1. That’s why she came to me. That’s the case that I cracked.

Baiser de la mort is what it’s called. That’s the kiss of death.

It wasn’t a curse, though. It was a cheap hood who had the hots for Belle and bumped off the competition. That scum is now making license plates and clinging to his soap in the shower.

She was grateful that I’d put the bum behind bars but wasn’t convinced that it wasn’t the curse at work, “They are still dead,” she told me as she looked at me with those big baby blues.

The doll had a point. Two of them. It’s chilly in here. I pulled her into my arms.

She trembled and her lips quivered as she spoke, “But, I – I’m cursed, Prince. I’m cursed.”

I had to taste those lips.

“It’s okay, beautiful. I’ve got a lucky charm. Now let’s go back to my place and I’ll show it to ya.”

“My prince charming,” she whispered as her lips met mine.

This little flash fiction was a #Submission to the #DailyChallenge for #EroticReaders utilizing the photo featured here.

Oleander


Deceptive, dangerous beauty;
Look, but don’t touch.
Aromatic delight;
Smell, but don’t taste.
Delicate and deadly,
Flower of New Orleans.
Oleander

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Fat Tuesday

Fat Tuesday; time for confections.
Shrove Tuesday; time for confessions.
Let’s just combine the two and
Confess that I want to lick all of you.


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Fog

Shrouded by a persistent, creeping, billowous fog, the world seems smaller, quieter. It’s almost cozy in this cocoon of clammy mist. Almost.

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It’s Carnival

There is an energy that vibrates throughout this city where sin and spirituality do more than coexist; they are celebrated lovers –
Carnival.


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Temperatures Rise

Temperatures rise and moist, glistening bodies move in slow, rhythmic motion. It must be June in New Orleans or August. Maybe it’s December.

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Twelfth Night

Tonight it’s both beginning and end;
Don our masks; let us feast again.
Fill our mouths with sugared cake;
Twelfth night is time to merry-make.
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Tasty Dish

He liked the spice in Monday’s red beans and rice;
Jambalaya thrilled his taste buds, too.


 He’d go out of his way for a café au lait;
Even a bowl of gumbo would do.
Yet, he’d an appetite for a certain delight;
One you can’t find in a roux.

 No. Po boys or crawfish weren’t his favorite dish,
But a tasty New Orleans tart that he knew.

Carnival

A deliciously wanton slut always enticing you to grab her by the hair to make her your own.
New Orleans.
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Cold beads and shiny trinkets exchanged for warm, eager flesh sprung free. “Throw me something Mister.”
Mardi Gras.
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Indulging in the decadence of carnival season, she greedily sucked down the slick, thick filling that spilled onto her tongue.
King Cake.
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